The monitor who has been assigned to supervise Britney's visits with her children said that Britney seems to be doing good with her children and that nothing is abnormal, except for her very frequent wardrobe changes. ::snort snort::

What? You know that's what she's doing. Oooh, what if she's discovered Whippits. That would be hysterical. Or maybe Britney thinks that her life is a very long awards ceremony where she has to come up with different whacky skits and change her clothes every segment. Hmmmmmmm.

In older (by a day, bitches) Brit-tit news, she has been awarded a full night with her children. Why take them away if you're going to give them right back. That's like saving a baby deer from being shot at by a hunter but then stabbing it repeatedly with a fork until it dies.

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