She looked older than 21 on that season, though...

Also, if you want to check out some of her music go to her myspace address listed on the flier.

On a sidenote, I hated Cycle 8. All the girls looked busted and the show itself was one of the worst seasons of the show. Hopefully this upcoming "cycle" is better.

Marilyn Manson's going to be coming out with a new absinthe drink that is 66.6% proof named Mansinthe. Of course! What else could it have been named? Ugh.

The official Marilyn Manson Absinthe, aptly dubbed "Mansinthe" is now officially available for purchase online. Produced in Switzerland, Mansinthe is an authentic Absinthe, distilled from fine herbs, naturally colored and not sugared. There is just ONE Mansinthe -there is NO "sans wormwood" version! Marilyn Manson was directly involved in developing this product and made changes to multiple prototypes that were sent for his review. It took a considerable amount of time to get Mansinthe to the level Manson desired. We're convinced that this Absinthe is not just ideal for newbies, but will also be appreciated by experienced Absinthe lovers.

I've never had absinthe before, as a writer I feel I should, but Manson's line will not be the one to pop my cherry. Ew.

Joe Nasser, who was the executive producer on the Anna Nicole Smith biopic, is going to produce a new movie called Hollywood Brats. Um, yeah.

OMG he should totally just get pictures of their vaginas and make them huge on the big screen and close up on them and make the audience guess who it belongs to. It'll be interactive, kind of like Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I can't wait until Crazy Lacey's dad comes to the house on this weeks R.O.L. episode! It's going to be sooooo good.

Back to your regularly scheduled program

Not only is Foxy spending a year in jail but Mindy McCreedy is also spending a year in jail! Scandal! Mindy was sentenced on Friday after violating her probation. She's been in jail since July for scratching her mom. Damn, that's cold. I should get Llora's ass arrested because bitch scratches me all the time. But I digress.

Mindy had a drug charge from 2004 for illegally obtaining painkillers. Hopefully she gets the help she needs in jail.

It's my CoCo! Oh, how I've missed her. Sigh.

P.S. - What part of the body do you think she focuses on during a workout? Inquiring minds would love to know.

Dear Joaquin,

I thought you were way hot in To Die For. I developed a crush, if you will. And that crush has lasted for years. I've had to endure some horrible movies (The Village, Ladder 49), but still, you were hot. WHAT IN THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED. YOU WERE GORGE IN WALK THE LINE AND THAT WAS WHAT, TWO YEARS AGO?!?!?

Ok, I'm done. But I still have hope for you.

-C

P.S. - Does thinking naughty thoughts about your character in Quills, where you play a priest, make me a pervert? I mean an even bigger pervert? Sigh. Clergymen always know how to wet the whistle.

Fred Durst plead no contest to deliberately hitting two people with his car. He was fined $1,500.00, 120 days in jail, and 20 hours of community service.

Boooo! Alls I'm saying is that if it were me, I would've gotten way more than that bullsh. Money does buy you freedom.

Over the summer after her tour, Shakira wasn't driving around drunk with coke in her (or someone else's) pants. She was taking a class on Western History at UCLA. BORING! Nah, I'm just playing. It's good that she actually wants to learn on her off-time rather than party all the time.

P.S. - My girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiiime. Thank me for getting that song stuck in your head for at least an hour. ;-)