Marilyn Manson's going to be coming out with a new absinthe drink that is 66.6% proof named Mansinthe. Of course! What else could it have been named? Ugh.

The official Marilyn Manson Absinthe, aptly dubbed "Mansinthe" is now officially available for purchase online. Produced in Switzerland, Mansinthe is an authentic Absinthe, distilled from fine herbs, naturally colored and not sugared. There is just ONE Mansinthe -there is NO "sans wormwood" version! Marilyn Manson was directly involved in developing this product and made changes to multiple prototypes that were sent for his review. It took a considerable amount of time to get Mansinthe to the level Manson desired. We're convinced that this Absinthe is not just ideal for newbies, but will also be appreciated by experienced Absinthe lovers.

I've never had absinthe before, as a writer I feel I should, but Manson's line will not be the one to pop my cherry. Ew.