My mom loves Touch My Body. It freaks me out a bit when she sings it. I should be used to it being my family's insane.

Anyways, Mimi Carey signed copies of her CD E=MC2 yesterday at the Hard Rock Cafe. You know, on anybody else that outfit would be tragic. On Mimi, it's not so tragic. Ok, that's a complete lie. Part of me wants her to dress better and wear better fitting clothes but the other part of me loves her eccentricities that no other person could pull off.

La Tortura Remix by Shakira feat. Alejandro Sanz The song can be found on her album, Fijacion Oral.

Cute orange polish: Clumps Of Mascara

Diamonds and pink go together fabulously: Wendy Brandes Jewelry

Coco Roscha is fierce...: Mahalo Fashion

But not as fierce as Helena Christensen: SICK.

Julie Q is back!: The JQ Lounge

Maybe it's because I (in general) think that you can never be too rich or too thin, but I don't think there's anything really wrong with Nicky "skin and bones" Hilton. She'll always be the hotter Hilton, no matter what her dress size is. Sure she can do with a rack of Bubbalou's ribs or two, but it's her body. She can starve herself if she pleases. Plus, her outfit is cute.

Here's more of Nicky at the hot hottie nottie party.

Boring Conrad attended the hottie hot hot party last night looking adorable in that dress. Well, ok, the dress is adorable. I'm over her. She needs to grow a personality. She was so much funner when everybody thought she had that sex tape.

Yes, I'm in a bad mood. Can you tell the Fast is going well?

I'm not digging Heidi's hair. She's gorgeous and her body is amazing, but that hair needs to go. Maybe it's just the styling, I don't know. It makes her look older than she is.

Heidi was at that Hottest Hollywood Hottie Style whatever party in L.A. last night. The dress is cute, I give her that.

Wasn't she supposed to be the next big thing and then poof, nothing? I blame Rihanna. Bitch stole her career.

Anyway, Christina Milian attended Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood Hottest Style Makers party in L.A. last night looking pretty cute. I'm guessing that's her new career. Party attender.

I heard some rumors about her from a friend who's in the music business in Miami. According to him, he said she "fucks for tracks" (like Joss Stone, remember?). If that's the case she must be bad in bed because girlfriend hasn't gone anywhere but down. Ooooh, did you like the punny?

Ashlee Simpson, who is supposedly pregnant, looked pretty sweet at last night's Condé Nast Traveler’s 8th annual Hot List issue party in NY. I'm usually not a fan but the dress, the shoes, the pearls are all perfect. And I love her makeup.

Ooh, and I love her ring:




And because it's pretty much required in any Ashley/Pete post:

"There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl."

-Jenna Jameson, talking about her new movie Zombie Strippers on The View. For real.