Heidi Montag has a new song out! The only reason I'm happy about it is that it gives me more reasons to make fun of her. And to post that amazingly disgusting photo of her.

The song is called Fashion. Um yeah, I listened to a good 47 seconds of it. Hey, that's improvement, right?

I actually call it an upgrade on the simple fact that she didn't try and cover Bowie's amazing song.