Dr. Michael Salzhauer from Florida (of course) is releasing a children's book about plastic surgery. He wants the book to teach children how to "cope" when their moms go under the knife. In other words, he's looking for a gimmick to put his name out there.

I don't agree with the book, but I can sort of get it. When my mom had her lips and then her eyes done (you didn't hear that from me) I freaked the fuck out. I was old enough to understand (11), but still. She looked like a tranny version of Howard The Duck. Damn, I need to find those pictures.



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