Seriously. Dog was on Hannity & Colmes last night pleading to the American, African or not, public to forgive him. His excuse for using the n-word was that he claims that he's always thought of himself almost as a black man and didn't know that the word really meant.

"I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I'm not,"

If he thought he was "cool enough" to say it to a black person, how come he didn't want his son's girlfriend around? I mean, if he was so down with the community, she would know it was out of love, not hate? Wait, it gets better.

"I didn't really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people. I never realized it is like stabbing a black person in the heart."

This man spent how many years in Texas of all places and didn't know the term was racist? Seriously? Again, going to my original point, if he didn't know it was racist, why didn't he want America knowing he uses the language?

I'm not buying his "tearful apology" for a second. It's one thing to mean it but to show this spectacle of tears and say ignorant things in your apology doesn't seem very sincere to me.

And to top it all off, homeboy wants to be buried in Mount Vernon with Washington's slaves. Seriously.

I have a hard problem, being some part Native American — being a Christian: do you get burned, do you get cremated, do you get — let the sharks eat you? How do you die?

I told the Lord, and I — two Catholic ladies own that property. So I've already made phone calls.

HANNITY: What are you going to do?

D. CHAPMAN: I'm going to be buried right in that center.

HANNITY: You made a deal to do that?

D. CHAPMAN: I'm making a deal. She told me, "Dog, absolutely." I want to know at least what is some of their first names. And I want to be buried right where they're at, because I will never be forgiven as I'm alive. And you and I know that.

HANNITY: You mean, for this — for this incident.

D. CHAPMAN: For this incident.

Do I think Dog is a racist? I don't think he's entirely racist because few people are. Well not few, but you know what I mean. I think he has racist tendencies and in saying that he wouldn't want his kids dating black people, he shows that. How convenient that they didn't bring that up during the interview.

That being said, I wouldn't watch his show again. He's sorry, I get it, but it all seems like a mea culpa instead of a true apology, especially since he's making the rounds to all the talk shows. He's going to be on Larry King Live tonight.

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