One of the luckiest women in the world hooked up with Robbie Williams and has now run to The Sun and blabbed about their time together.

"It was total rock star sex and everything you could imagine from one of the sexiest men on the planet.

"We did it in every position imaginable and at the last count I had in my head we had done ten.

"He was on top, then I was on top, then we did it with him behind.

"At one point Robbie carried me in his arms like I was a feather and made love to me while my legs were round his waist and he stood up.

"He made me moan with desire. Robbie clearly loved sex and I loved every minute of having sex with Robbie.

"After almost an hour of having sex all over his bedroom, on his Ottoman sofa and on his white carpet, we laid in each other's arms and cuddled."

Jesus, I think I just had an orgasm. Shutup, I'm easy like that. But wtf is the cuddling bit about? I'm so not a cuddler.

She even goes as far as telling them what Robbie told her about himself:

"He says he fled Britain as he is convinced his own people hate him and told me he has not had a girlfriend in years because he can't trust anyone."

Uh, yeah. No wonder he can't trust anyone when he fucks them and they go running to the tabloids. Dumb ho. She then says that he spent another day with her and didn't call her afterwords.

Hoes need to acknowledge the fact that they're bootycalls, accept it, and move on.

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