It’s that time of week!!! Or should I say weak? Whatevs.




This week, ANTM started off with Victoria, Jenah and Lisa in the kitchen talking about how hard it is to model and that Victoria can’t grasp the fact that she’s a model.



Bianca talks about how difficult it was to be in the bottom two and Saleisha states that, oh yeah, wait a minute,

IT’S QUOTE OF THE WEEK TIME!!!



“I’m never gonna be in the bottom two.”

Stay tuned to find the hilarity in that comment.



The girls get their Tyra Mail and find out that it’s makeover time! I love these makeover episodes because they always cry and they usually turn the girls into uglier forms of themselves. But I actually liked most of these makeovers.



They’re taken to the Ken Paves Salon. Ken Paves is Jessica Simpson’s bitch and has a wig line (which I adore). More about the wig line n a minute



Tyra uses a big screen and a bunch of the photoshop to tell the girls what they’re turning into. Except for Heather because she’s staying the same:



The girls go ahead and start getting their makeovers. I loved Lisa's. I thought she looks amazing and Sarah's makeover as well. The rest fall into the upgrade category except for Ambreal, Jenah and Saleisha. But more about them later.













Ebony’s hair was so effed up under her nappy wig that that she even had glue stuck to her scalp:





Bianca’s thoughts:



You just wait, Bynxie



























Uh oh, Bynxie’s hair isn’t going to take the bleach it needs to go blonde and is already starting to break off…















And then the bad news. Bianca’s going to get her hair cut and then shaved off. They’re also going to throw in a Ken Paves wig to make her feel better. Tear:







Her hair is way too brittle and will break off if they put any more chemicals in, so they have to make her bald. First of all, that was such a setup. They’ve never been to the Ken Paves Salon and the thing he’s the most famous for is or slapping all those wigs on Jessica.



Can we just talk about Jai whistling Hush Little Baby as Bianca was crying and he wiped away her tears? Funniest moment ever in Top Model history.











After shaving her bald, Ken Paves says he made a wig for her. How in the hell is he going to make a wig just for her if they just found out they were going to shave her head? Told ya it was a setup.











Saleisha is supposed to get a cut like Louise Brooks:



A lot of people think she looks like Rihanna:



I think she looks like Tootie:



Or Toadie:











After the girls get home from their makeovers Bianca is still bitching about having a bald head. She says she looks like a boy but I personally like it better than that hot mess she used to have. Saleisha is also bitching about looking like a Beatle. Hey, I never thought of that:



But she’s right.



The next day the girls are taken to meet Nigel and his wife, who is a makeup artist. She and some other dude tell them they’re going to have to put some makeup on and get on a runway.





Sarah wins. Woohoo for Sarah! She had one of the best makeovers, in my opinion.



After the challenge they head off to meet Mr. J where he tells them they’re going to be different flowers for their photo shoot















I love how Jai pointed out Ambreal’s face was her weakness. I agree, her face is her weakness. But not in the way that he meant it.









During Chantal’s photo shoot Mr. J and the photographer were telling Chantal different things and it fucked with her head. She's a simple minded girl, people. Too much information will make her brain explode. Literally.

She starts crying about how she could’ve done a good job and didn’t know what to do. I would’ve just told both of them to STFU. But then they would’ve kicked her off for talking back…..



When they got home, Victoria totally makes fun of the whole idea of the photo shoot and of modeling and Chantal doesn’t even get it. And that brings us to the second QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!!



“You were not the best baby’s breath you could be, heeheehee”

God I love her.



Wait, is this what Tyra’s real hair looks like? Cause we haven’t seen what that is in years.



The girls meet up with the judges at elimination were Tyra gets to check out the monsters she's created and tear their self-esteem down little by little. But not Victoria, she'll have none of that!



During her evaluation, Victoria talks more shit back to Twiggy, telling her she didn’t have a prickly disposition, to which Twiggy disagreed and Nigel told her off again. I love how they bitch these hoes out for not having personality but when they show their personality they tell them off for it.



Ugh, I hate Jenah’s makeover. They should’ve kept it red.



Ok, so Ebony. When she was a bitch they called her out on it. Then when she was trying to be nice they told her to be her bitchy self again. Now they’re bitching her out again? Tyra and co. are so bipolar. Tyra tried to immitate her:



But Miss J did her best:





In the end the final two were Saleisha and Victoria, with Victoria going home:





Poor Vicky! But she doesn’t seem to mind. She knows it’s all a game and is probably better off. I love how she took her shoes off. She’s like, eff this ish.

Bye, bye Vicky! You will always be in my heart for telling that crazy bitch Twiggers off!