My love for crazy people almost surpasses my love for dumb blondes. Fergie tends to mix the two perfectly. She's recently revealed that while she was addicted to methamphetamines, she thought "they" were after her.

"I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so 'they' couldn't see in. One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me... I'm searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they're after me for. I'm in a cowboy hat and red lips. He hands me a muffin. I'm thinking, he's in on it.”

Sigh. She sounds like she was more fun on meth than now! And she reminds me of my favorite EVER Intervention druggie, Cristy. I can literally watch that episode over and over again and laugh my ass off every time. Does that make me a bad person? Yes, among other things.