And when I say sloppy, I mean sloppy. Sophie Monk, who used to bang and was actually engaged to Benji Madden is now dating Alex Vaggo, the pizza boy who used to bang Paris Hilton, who is now banging Benji Madden, who used to bang Sophie Monk, who is now banging Alex Vag... sorry. It's a nasty ass herpes infested circle of skank.

That being said, the uglier of the couple is together now. Alex is a million times hotter than Benji, and Sophie is gorgeous. Upgrades all around, I guess. Or at least for these two. They were spotted leaving S Bar in Hollywood on Tuesday.