Sure it's too early for my birthday (July 4th, bitches, keep that in mind) but you know about the early bird getting the bird or whatever. Well, Sotheby's is auctioning off a rare 72.22 carat flawless diamond. Flawless, bitches. It's expected to go at around $10 - $13 million when it gets auctioned off on April 10th, but it's the thought that counts, right?