Oh, god nooooooooooo!!!!!

When is Heidi Montag going to realise she's not hot. Ok, I take that back, her body's alright (minus the outrageous implants) but she in no way should be doing that. I get she was just trying to lay down but still. And don't even get me started on these:






Haha, I love the last one where Spencer is ~flexing~.

These two were "caught" frolicking around on the beach in Mexico. I know there American citizens and all, but can we deport them somewhere else? I don't know, Cuba perhaps. Or Venezuela. I would love to see what Hugo Chavez has to say about them.