Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel. Heidi Montag joined the rest of The Hills girls for the premiere of Cloverfield last night. Since this hag doesn't inspire me to write anything, I'll just stop right now.

Oh yeah, her dress looks like she got it at Rave. Rave, for those who don't know, is a shop here in Orlando that sells cheap clothes for hookers. No, the clothes are cheap but they're not for hookers. They're for hookers in training.