Porn star and reality tv show whore Mary Carey is selling her old implants on Ebay. Seriously. Part of the proceeds will be going towards the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

Mary Carey, the former California gubernatorial candidate and star of the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” is giving holiday shoppers an opportunity to take home what could be the seasons’ best stocking stuffer - her recently removed breast implants. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own these autographed implants, with a portion of the proceeds benefiting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

“Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state,” said Carey. “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.”

I guess it's a good thing, especially since some of the proceeds will be going towards a breast cancer foundation, even though it's an obvious publicity stunt. I love how the bidding started out at $1.00. Who would actually buy them, though. I mean, it's Mary Carey.

Now if Jordan were selling her implants, I'd be all over that. Sigh. She's getting them redone so here's to hoping.

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