What in the hell was Jessica Alba thinking when she decided to wear that outfit on national television? I mean, the t-shirt, I get. Who doesn't love Steve Mcqueen. But with that skirt, those tights and those shoes? The shoes aren't half bad, but that skirt?

Don't even get me started on the makeup. She looks like she ran a marathon. In fact, Katie Holmes post marathon looked better than she does here. The hair is kind of cute, but she just looks sweaty so it doesn't work.