Someone, please, explain the shoes to me? I mean, yes they were cute at one point but to go out clubbing almost every night with them and then wear them to promote your perfume? Are they they only pair she owns? Can't she just go buy another pair since those look 'to up?

Ugh, I will never understand the mystery that is Paris Hilton.

Here she is hocking her perfume. I'll never trade in my Ralph by Ralph Lauren, I don't care what the celebrity smells like.

Wait, does Jordan have a perfume? Damnit.