Oh, Jordan, how I've missed you. Jordan claims that a psychic told her that she was going to die in her sleep, so she's not afraid of dying.

"I’m not scared of dying because I’ve been told by a medium that I’m going to die in my sleep."

She has also reportedly looked into medical facilities in Switzerland to be euthanized if it has to come down to that. She says that she's always thought she was going to die young.

How fucked up is that? I mean, who doesn't want to die in their sleep, but still, I'm not going to plan for it.

In other Jordan news, it seems like she's made another enemy in Heather Mills, after making a joke at Heather's expense on her and Peter Andre's talk show. Heather's sister claims that Heather was "crying her eyes out" after hearing the joke and condemned the British tabloids afterwords.

Jordan's response:

"It seems your life is in such a mess at the moment," Jordan says to the former Mrs. McCartney. "You need to focus on that before slatting others!"

I call this story bullshit. I mean, sure I believe Jordan said what she did, but I doubt Heather gives an eff about what Jordan has to say. Ten bucks Heather's "sister" is named Katie Price.

And finally, Jordan is blabbing about her sexy time with Peter Andre again. I mean, after all, it is a Wednesday! Jordan claims that she dresses up as a nun in bed and that her favorite costume that Petey wears is Zorro.

"I've been wearing a nun's outfit, which really turns him on.

"Maybe he likes it as I look all pure and virginal.

"Peter dresses up too. My favourite outfit for him is Zorro - he looks sexy in that."

No, sweetie. Antonio Banderas looks sexy as Zorro. Petey looks like a homosexual bandit.

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