Don't knock her, bitches. Jordan is the epitome of fierce. Does she not dazzle you with her tits wits?

Jordan and hubby attended Cosmo's Fun Fearless Awards where Jordan aka Katie Price took home the Ultimate ‘Be the Best You Can Be' Woman of the Year Award. Seriously? Be the Best You Can Be? That's like saying, "It's OK To Be A Ho As Long As You're OK Being A Ho" in regular speak.

Who the eff cares, it's Jordan!