This story is all kinds of brilliant. Rolf Eden, an aging German playboy, is suing a former 19-year old date because she didn't sleep with him. Seriously!

Rolf wined and dined her all night and when things were about to heat up back at his place, she refused to sleep with him because he was too old.

Well, Rolf is suing for age discrimination. How fucking insane is that?

I'm sorry but I wouldn't mind getting sued for refusing to suck old peen. There's nothing worse than a soggy cock in your mouth, seriously. And then when they pop the viagra it won't go down so you're stuck with old, hard, peen chasing you around the bedroom. Trust me, I speak from personal experience. ::shudders::

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