Keith Allen has admitted to using his daughter Lily Allen to sell drugs. When Lily was a baby, he would take her to Glastonbury to help him sell "amyl nitrate poppers and booze", he tells in his upcoming autobiography.

"I didn't see what was wrong with taking little Lily along with me as a sales tool rather like the homeless lads do with dogs.

Cute puppy guarantees punters will stop and stroke it and therefore give you money. Lil' sat next to the stall gurgling in a pushchair while I cranked up the sales patter and knocked out the lager."

Awe, how sweet! Makes me look like an angel for using baby cousin to get free food from Taco Bell. What? She had some too.

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