Jordan plans on getting a new set of implants for christmas. How is Santa gonna fit those things down the chimney?

“My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller. They’ll still be big, but not as big and I’m going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that."
Fake, American-style? What the hell does she think she has now? Oh, how I love my Jordan.

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