I decided to take a break from all of the Britney news. I'm serious, I've been singing Gimme More all this past week and I need a break from her. And I was fine yesterday. It was a good day. Then her vagina happened. WHY DOES SHE REFUSE TO WEAR PANTIES!!!!! I think she wants the world to see her hoo-ha. I mean, honestly, if I was caught with no panties on I would make sure as hell to wear them every single time I wore a skirt. But noooooo, not Brit-tit.

In other Britney news, she skipped court today for another custody hearing. Does she want those kids? My mom thinks she loves the dogs more than she loves her kids, because she hasn't been seen without London since she got him.

And finally the release date for her CD, Blackout, has been pushed up. It was leaking all over the place and so they've moved the date from the ??? to ???. Yes, I'll probably buy that shit. I'm pathetic, I know.

P.S. - Click the picture above to check out her coochie again and cause permanent damage to your retinas.