Someone buy me one! Tetley is a miniature pig that happens to be three inches high and five inches long. How freaking cute is that! Awe, I'd trade my Oracle in for a Pennywell miniature pig. They don't grow much bigger than a cocker spaniel. Or a cock. Yes, I just said that. What?

Tetley happens to be the smallest of a litter of eight, so those of you overseas go to Pennywell Farm in Buckfastleigh, Devon and get me one. Please?

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