And we’re back with another ANTM episode. This week Bianca proved just how much of a bitch she was. Since re-watching Cycle 6 (thanks MTV) I have to reiterate how much I miss Jade. Bianca needs to stop trying to be conniving because nobody will ever replace Jade....





Anyways, Bianca starts off the episode by giving the girls bad advice on how they’re walking because she “knows it’s still a competition" and doesn't consider that being a bad friend.



The other girls in the house decide it’s time to give Heather a makeover and end up making her look like a prostitute, according to Bianca.



After the makeover the girls bitch to one another about who’s a better walker, blah blah blah and then they meet up with Miss J at a rundown mental institution where she makes the girls walk in straight Jackets.









I love how Kimberly says how uncomfortable the straight-jackets are. Uh, no shit, genius. Oh, that’s right, you’re not Victoria from Yale. My bad.

Tyra’s seriously running out of original ideas when it comes to trying to teach these girls how to walk. Why not just take them to a runway like every other model. Oh, that’s right, this is a television show. It’s not about real modeling.



Miss J, back to her usual glamorous self, critiques the girls on their walk and even goes as far as saying there’s something very sexy about Janet. Um, yeah, it’s that ass!



You can bounce a quarter off of that thing! And I don’t even swang that way.



Saleisha ends up doing the best, much to Bianca’s dismay.



And of course, as soon as the girls get home they start to argue about being fat or who’s better or who’s more high fashion or whatever. These girls are nuts. Bianca ends up calling Saleisha “borderline plus-size” and Saleisha says Bianca is young and intimidated.



I’m with Ambreal in this argument. Pass me the bottle of whatever you poured for yourself. Lushes gotta stick together.

And we all have to thank Bianca for our first Quote of the Week!!!



“Don’t let the red hair fool you bitches; I can be very high fashion, OK?”

Makes me laugh every time.



The girls next head off to meet up with the corny ass Roy Cambell. You may (of course) remember him from that corny ass or “infamous” prom fashion show last cycle. Ugh, bring back Benny ninja, but not him.



Roy tells the girls that they’re going to be walking in COLE-Leen Quin’s show that day. Except it’s not COLE-Leen, it’s Colleen, as she so eloquently corrected him by reintroducing herself. Loves it.

She tells the girls that the winner will be going to Paris with her to debut her collection.















The show kicks off and the girls start to walk. But, this can’t be drama free! Nothing is when it comes to ANTM. Ebony is walking back and Sara is walking forward and Ebony bumps into Sara. Scandal!



And of course ANTM has to replay in the different angles:












Saleisha (of course) does the best and wins the challenge. Bianca’s not too pleased:



We interrupt this program to bring you this:

Lookie who else was there:



We conclude this announcement and return to the scheduled program.



The next day the girls meet up with Mr. J to shoot high fashion dresses on rocks. Literally. The girls were going to be strapped up into harnesses and had to be rock climbers wearing high fashion dresses.











And this brings us to our second Quote of the Week! Thanks super nerdy girl aka Victoria!



“I felt like I was a sea nymph on acid scaling a wall in the sunshine”















The girls finish up and go home where they learn that they’re going to face elimination the next day.



Heather, in the confessional, states that she hates eliminations because she gets close to the girls and likes every one of them but that eliminations are hard because they end up leaving. Awe, I love her. She reminds me of a human version of my oracle. Sigh. Not that I’m saying she looks like a dog or is a bitch, but still.



It’s elimination time!!! Ty Ty stars off by talking in a fake-ass French accent. WTF? And the idiot goes and says that she is talking in French. Uh, no, sweetie, you’re not speaking in French. You’re speaking English with a fake-ass French accent.





Oooh, I didn’t know Heather was an artist. Of course Tyra has to bring up Heather’s Aspergers.



In the end it was down to Bianca and Kimberly, where Kimberly came up too short.



I’m glad to see one of the uber bitches go home. She wasn’t even a “funny” bitch like Bianca is she was a “bitch” bitch. Next week is makeover time! Can’t fucking wait!