Oprah is said to be leaving her dogs $30 million. $30 million. I am dead serious, $30 million. WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THESE GODDAMN DOGS GOING TO DO WITH THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!? Ok, I'm done.

She's also rumored to be done with Stedman, paying him $250 million as a "goodbye gift". You know she's buying his silence!