Paris Hilton will not be adopting children. There were earlier rumors about her wanting to adopt four little blonde haired, blue eyed girls who looked just like her. Not so, says Paris.

"Someone just said that I'm adopting four blonde babies. That's retarded. No, I'm not."
I actually agree with her. I think it's retarded for Paris to adopt, because what agency in this world would actually give Paris a kid.

P.S. - She totally looks like a bird in the above photo. Uh, stop trying to act like Nicole, sweetie.