And thank god I'm not Venezuelan or I'd be shot for that statement.

Chavez had ordered Venezuelans to push back their clocks by a half an hour, so that kids wouldn't have to get up before dawn to go to school. Everybody else in the world is on the same minute time except for venezuela.

LOVE IT! He's so fucking nuts, it's hilarious. Remember when he called Bush the devil at the U.N. meeting?

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