L.A. hotspot the Chateau Marmont has banned Brit-tit because she was behaving weird.

And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her FACE.

Horrified guests were understandably outraged and demanded the management kick her out for good.

A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.

“Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behaviour was totally unacceptable.”

Bitch is country, y'all. That's what we do down south. Ok, that was a lie but still, it's Britney, bitch. Would you expect any better?