Brad Pitt loves to talk about his life. In a recent inverview with AP, Brad had these brilliant bits to say:

Brad on adding to the family: “We’re not done. They say, ‘Any plans for a fifth?’ And I say, ‘And a sixth, and a seventh, and an eighth, and a ninth.’ That’s my answer.”

Brad on how he accomodates for his ever-growing family: “We also made a 9-foot-wide bed. Just big enough. One more and we’ll have to go to 11 feet.”

Brad on how he and Angelina manage to take care of four kids: “We just take turns and make sure we keep the family together. It’s impossible for us. We’re run out of every major city. There’s just too many paparazzi. There’s always cameras in the kids’ faces, yelling their names.”

Brad on how to survive life in the media while maintaining a family life: “I understand the essence of paranoia. I understand being hunted, to some degree. It’s rare, but there are imbalanced people out there. I’ve had break-ins in the house. I’ve had some of these abnormal incidents that can be a bit frightening. It’s something that I want to be aware of and be cautious about, especially with the family, that everybody’s protected.”

That's bullshit, because the cities they choose to live in are New York, L.A. and New Orleans. Move to Kansas or Oklahoma, the paps won't be that bad there. Ugh, I'm starting to agree with Angie where he needs to just shutup and look pretty.