Halle Berry and her bitch boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey are said to be expecting a baby. How many times has she been "pregnant" though? I'll believe this one when I see it.

UPDATE

Bitch is knocked up! She confirmed it with Access Hollywood:

“Yes, I am three months pregnant! Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!”

Oooh. I wonder if her baby'll go on little playdates with the Jolie-Pitt kids and then they'll grow up together and she'll totally have a boy who'll end up marrying Shiloh. Sigh. Ok, I'm done.