I love me some Alexyss Tyler. She's this local chat show host from Atlanta and she's a crazy bitch, but she speaks the truth. Here's a clip from one of her more recent shows discussing monster penises and the gays.

P.S. The lady next to her is her mom. I KNOW!

P.P.S. My favorite Alexyss quote of all time is this:
"We're hooked on the Penis Power and this man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver and that plate's what, $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm. We have to see what our issue is, because a man like that does not respect a woman."