Even though Heidi called off their wedding, she and Spencer were seen camera whoring ice skating in Santa Monica yesterday. How freaking gross are they? Ugh, where's Coco-T when you need them? Now that couple is meant to last.

Adrian Grenier and his mom Karesse help feed the homeless at the Neighbors Together Soup Kitchen in Brooklyn earlier today. I'm one of the few who still think he's absoloutley gorgeous. Sure he sometimes looks like he needs a shave and a bath, but I don't care. I like it dirty.

Plus, this:

is the cutest thing ever, in my opinion.

Tara Reid attended the opening of an Ed Hardy store in Sydney, Australia today. Yawn. At least she looks sort of cute here. But come on with the kissy face pics, already, people. It doesn't look cute past the age of five.

A 5,000 Mesopotamian sculpture has sold for $57.2 million at Sotheby's Auction House in NYC. The statue, which comes in at about 3 1/4 inches, has set a record at Sotheby's for the highest price for a sculpture at auction. The sculpture was previously owned by private collector Alastair Bradley Martin, and had been on display at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. The proceeds from the sale will go to a charitable trust set up by the Martin family.

Damn. I guess size really doesn't matter. At least when it comes to 5,000 year old Mesopotamian sculptures.

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Porn star and reality tv show whore Mary Carey is selling her old implants on Ebay. Seriously. Part of the proceeds will be going towards the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

Mary Carey, the former California gubernatorial candidate and star of the upcoming VH1 show “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew,” is giving holiday shoppers an opportunity to take home what could be the seasons’ best stocking stuffer - her recently removed breast implants. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own these autographed implants, with a portion of the proceeds benefiting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

“Now that I’m sober, I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state,” said Carey. “I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and to make sure someone out there has a Mary Mary Christmas.”

I guess it's a good thing, especially since some of the proceeds will be going towards a breast cancer foundation, even though it's an obvious publicity stunt. I love how the bidding started out at $1.00. Who would actually buy them, though. I mean, it's Mary Carey.

Now if Jordan were selling her implants, I'd be all over that. Sigh. She's getting them redone so here's to hoping.

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Last week I wrote about Dave looking for a date. Well, Dave and his teammate Jasmine have won this season of Beauty and the Geek. Wanna reconsider your original decisions?

My ex-boyfriend used to call all Mets fans fags because he was a Yankee fan and that's how things flow in the NYC. But he should've taken that sentiment to Mets pitcher, John Maine, who according to Page Six tried to pay a girl in a bar $200 to wear her dress.

“It was really weird,” she told PageSix.com. “At first I didn’t believe him when he said he’s a pitcher for the Mets.”

Page Six then said he went up to their reporter and tried to snag her dress too, claiming he was going to a drag party later that night.

You know homeboy was higher than a kite when he made those offers. I would've taken the money and some pictures too. How hilarious would that have been.

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I think I'm going to draw all over these two and send them out as X-Mas cards. Sure, most of the members of my family won't get the joke, but I'm thinking it's worth it.

An ad for call girls in the Moscow Times lists pictures for hookers going by the names Kristina, Masha and Lena. But the pictures for the girls are for supermodels Karolina Kurkova, Alessandra Ambrosio and celebutard Jessica Simpson. If I were over there I'd totally call to see what I ended up with. Or maybe they really are hookers. Times are tough for Jessica. Have you seen the Major Movie Star trailer?

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TMZ is reporting that Marie Osmand's fainting was planned by her and that she has a writer on-hand at all times to feed her funny lines and whatnot.

Her rep (of course) is denying it all and claims that the pre-planned fainting bit is "ridiculous."

I buy it. It's Marie Osmand. So what if she's a little bit country, bitch needs the publicity and will get it any way she can.

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David, one of the geeks on Beauty and the Geek, needs a date and his "friends" have taken up a website asking for women in the Boston area to go out on a date with Dave. No joke.

If you or anyone you know live in the Boston Metropolitan area and would like to date that hunky slab of meat, apply here.

If you bitches make it on a date with him, you better give me full details. Fuck it, call my ass and let me listen in on a date, that shit has to be entertaining.

P.S. - He's a live-action role player. It's like role playing in bed without the sex. Pretty much. Which defeats the purpose, if you ask me...

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Emeril Lagasse will no longer be taping his "hit" show Emeril Live with the Food Network.

Contract negotiations between Emeril and parent corporation Scripps have broken down. Lagasse is leaving the Food Network as a result and the last day of production for Emeril Live will be on December 11.

They're still going to be giving reruns of the show, so all the old ladies who screamed and hollered every time he said BAM or added garlic will have that to hold on to. I never liked him or his show and his restaurant sucks hard. The service was great but the food was soo not worth it.

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Conde Naste Publications has put out Ads featuring "people from all walks of life" with their favorite Conde Naste publication.

The pics are gorgeous, but all walks of life? Really? More like the rich, famous and lucky to me.

Check out the rest of the pics, which feature Mary Louise Parker, Christina Ricci, Natalie Vadianova, Hugh Jackman and Patrick Dempsey, after the jump!