I love Ryan for loving Howard Stern.

Andrea Ownbey aka Miss Howard Stern has always been out there and slightly entertaining, but I always found her ultra annoying. Until I watched The Miss Howard Stern Show on Howard Stern on Demand, that is.

This bitch is fucking nuts, and that's just the way I like it. Not only does she drink on a constant basis, but she loves a guy with a huge, you know what I'm talking about. In the first episode, she yells at her friend for bringing her the wrong cereal for breakfast (at one in the afternoon), asks her hairdresser what a barbecue was, gets naked for a photo shoot in the bathtub, goes to the barbecue and gets drunk, asks everyone at the barbecue if the guy she's interested in has a big penis, makes out with the guy in the "pool" aka slip-n-slide, gets into another argument with her friend, falls into the bathtub naked after trying to have sex with the guy with the huge package, and then gets into a fight with the best friend on the bus because her friend called her a stripper. Did I mention that the show is a 30 minutes long?

To top it all off she's got a daughter named Beyonce. Seriously.

Can't wait to see more of this show, so if you have Howard Stern on Demand, watch it!

An asteroid has been renamed after George Takei. The asteroid which was discovered by two japanese astronomers in 1994 and named 1994 GT9. It has now been renamed to 7307 Takei.

"I am now a heavenly body," Takei, 70, said Tuesday, laughing. "I found out about it yesterday. ... I was blown away. It came out of the clear, blue sky — just like an asteroid."

Awe congrats! I loooooooove George almost as much as I love my Oracle. Can't wait to hear him back on Stern.

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Steve-O, resident Jackass, talked about his former relationship with Kat Von D on Howard Stern this morning. He said that he loved her, but couldn't deal with the cameras all of the time. Kat has a reality show, L.A. Ink. He also said he couldn't handle all of the stress because of her divorce.

Uh, this is coming from the biggest fame-whore? Couldn't deal with the cameras? wtf ever.

He also hinted at doing drugs (whippits) with Lindsay. He also said that she stole a bag of something (coke?) from him and that he gave drugs to Paris. He then said that there would be a third Jackass movie. Also, he said that he's never had sex with Paris because she's always had a boyfriend when he's been around her and that he thinks Britney is way too intense, even for him, to hang with.

Steve-O annoys/creeps me out. I can't stand his laugh. Bam falls into that same category for me.

Nikki Sixx, formerly of Motley Crue, came on the Howard Stern Show this morning and talked about his new book, The Heroin Diaries. It's like The Nanny Diaries but funner.

He admitted to a couple of fucked up things, including having six girls line up naked with coke on their backs and snort the coke while fucking them one by one. But he then admits to having a small peen and being hung "like a light switch". Harsh! I hate hot guys with small peens.

Nikki also spoke about his mom dating Richard Pryor and watching his mom get stoned out with him.

Jaime Fox was on Howard Stern this morning talking about his run-in with Karrine "Superhead" Steffans.

He hit on her at a club and went home with her, not knowing who she was but she did seem familiar to him. Once he was in a very compromising position (think about her nickname) her remembered who she was and decided to call it a night.

He also went on to talk about his past in Texas and how his mother, who was his adoptive sister, is crazy. Apparently she was adopted and then got pregnant with him. Because she couldn't take care of him his adoptive grandparents adopted him.

And finally Howard asked him about Tom Cruise, and if he had tried to convert him to Scientology. Jaime said he had but since he was brought up Southern Baptist he didn't really go for it. He also said Tom didn't push him into it.

Brad Garrett was on Howard Stern this morning and talked about having a vasectamy, being on viagra, and having a small penis. Yeah, as small and fucked up as it is, men really do love talking about their wangs.

I know, it's not all that news worthy but it's a slow day. I need vodka.

50 Cent was on Howard Stern this morning and told them he missed shooting people. WTF?!?!

"That's what I say to just build anticipation.

He also said that Eminem still makes 25% of all of Fiddy's albums. No wonder Em retired. Fiddy also made a revelation that even though he'll lose the top spot in record sales, he won't be quitting the music industry. No shit there, son.

He also wouldn't confirm or deny whether he effed Meagan Good or Ciara, but he denied doing Paris. He then said he he liked Britney Spears.

"She was doing it during the rehearsals; she killed it."

Quit yo lyin! She knew she sucked!

Call me a skeptic but I'm totally not buying the whole Chris Crocker thing. He's this crazy Britney fan who was just on Howard Stern. He claims to believe that Britney Spears is the best vocalist of all time and that she's a national treasure. What the fuck ever I call this a publicity stunt. Nobody can be that delusional. He even goes as far as to say that Britney is a better singer vocally than Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. Ugh, homegirl needs attention.