Skank.

Here's more of Paris Hilton in London promoting her perfume, Can-Can.

I've been staring at these pictures for five minutes and I'm still trying to figure this outfit out. What in the fuck was Paris Hilton thinking. Big Bird wouldn't even wear that shit. I understand yellow is the color of the summer, but come the fuck on. And don't get me started on the skirt. Actually, the sweater's not that bad, if if wasn't 100 degrees outside, but the shoes with the sweater and the skirt. Ugh.

Paris was spotted last night walking around like soccermom tranny mess.

Paris Hilton was spotted in Beverly Hills with a really cute dress on. There, I said it. That's like two nice things I've said about Paris this past year. I'm already starting to be a nicer person.

The dress, like I said, is cute, but the bag and shoes I don't like so much. I'm also grateful that it isn't night and the paps didn't need a flash because I seriously didn't need to see it once it went see-through.

"I work very hard and I've built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there."

-Paris Hilton

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And when I say sloppy, I mean sloppy. Sophie Monk, who used to bang and was actually engaged to Benji Madden is now dating Alex Vaggo, the pizza boy who used to bang Paris Hilton, who is now banging Benji Madden, who used to bang Sophie Monk, who is now banging Alex Vag... sorry. It's a nasty ass herpes infested circle of skank.

That being said, the uglier of the couple is together now. Alex is a million times hotter than Benji, and Sophie is gorgeous. Upgrades all around, I guess. Or at least for these two. They were spotted leaving S Bar in Hollywood on Tuesday.

Paris Hilton is going to be a jury member for Turkey's Miss Turkey pagaent. Honestly? I think she looks kind of cute in these pictures. And her dress is adorable.

There, I've said it. I've reached my quota for one good Paris Hilton comment for a year. I can get back to hating the skank for who she is.

My friend loves this look on Paris Hilton. I think she looks like a cheap hooker. Not even the high class ones that get an ad in the Thrifty Nickel. He thinks it's just because I don't like Paris. I think it's just too much. Between the red lips, the gloves, the headband and the Benji Madden ring, it's just blah all over. The shoes are cute, that's about all I can give.

What do you think? This is also a design by Paris's sister, Nicky Hilton for her Nicholai collection.

I love how the Daily Mail zoom in on Paris's feet to show how "freaky" they are. I also love that she's banging the other Madden. I say downgrade for both, given that Paris's ex, Pizza Boy, was really hot and so is Sophie Monk, Benji's ex.



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Paris Hilton actually looks kind of good. I mean she looks clean and sparkly and I have no idea what's wrong with me. Maybe I'm still sleepy, maybe my honey nut cheerios were laced with something, but I'm serious. Paris attended a screening of her new movie, The Hottie & The Nottie in Dallas, Texas.

Not that I'm saying she's completely washed the skankiness off, but she looks good. I don't even mind the tights/shoes combo.

Paris Hilton has a new movie coming out, y'all! No it doesn't look good, at least to me, yes it will probably tank. I'm just wondering who honestly wants to put her in another movie after the mess that was House Of Wax.

The movie is about a guy who finds the girl he's had a crush on since grade school but is basically cockblocked by her best friend, who is definitely not the attractive one of the pair (after extensive hair and makeup on both ends, in real life). After he seems to find the perfect guy for the "nottie" he ends up being upstaged by him and he also starting to have feelings for the "nottie" instead. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Nicky Hilton spent some of her serious cash at Barneys in Beverly Hills yesterday. I wonder what she got Paris for Christmas?

P.S. - I don't like her boots: