Showing posts with label Pete Doherty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pete Doherty. Show all posts

Friday, May 16, 2008



I've never had newborn mice, but should they be holding them like that so much? I doubt those poor animals survived the night. Not Amy and Pete, the mice.

That being said, these two need to get their own show ASAP.

Thursday, May 15, 2008



Wasn't I begging for these two crazy kids to get together? Don't worry, they're not dating. Yet.

Friday, March 28, 2008



The Sun claims that Pete Doherty is "obsessed" with Scientology. Um, doesn't he know that Scientologists are against drugs. They even hate on the fun doctor prescribed ones.

The rag claims that Pete's new girlfriend (whore!) has introduced him to the cult religion and that he wanted to learn more about what she's into and what she believes, so he went out and bought a bunch of books and talks to her about it all the time. I call bullshit on this story. First of all, there's no way Pete is kicking drugs. Second of all, Pete's not a closet homosexual.

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Tuesday, December 4, 2007


The Daily Mail is reporting that Amy Winehouse has moved to a different home in London and was seen packing all of her stuff into the trunk of her car. Amongst her possessions was a "mysterious white substance".


To make matters worse, Amy was then visited at four a.m. by none other than Pete Doherty, who has a serious drug problem of his own.

I know Amy and Pete getting together was always a dream of mine because they'd be like the U.K. Whitney and Bobby, but now that Petey is back on the snuff it aint so funny anymore.

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Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Oh, Petey



Pete Doherty was caught by a camera shooting up after telling everyone he's been sober. Pete, who just did a stint in rehab, was videotaped by a "friend" cooking up and then shooting up heroin after his performance at the MTV Europe Awards.

The Sun got the footage and put it online. I was going to upload it to youtube but decided that would be a bad idea, since it is drug use and all and I'm pretty sure they won't allow that. You can click here to watch the video.

It's sad, because you honestly got the feeling he was done with drugs this time and he did amazing at the MTV Awards. Hopefully he gets the help he really needs and keeps those "friends" away that give him drugs or videotape him doing them.

P.S. - Who sold the tape to The Sun?

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Friday, November 2, 2007



Pete Doherty performed last night at the MTV Awards in Europe. He's actually really good and the plus is that you can understand the words that he's singing. Hey Amy, take note.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007



Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty will be getting together to record a song!!!

“We're just writing some new songs actually '1939 Returning' is one.”

He added: "I’m going to try and get Miss Winehouse to help me with it hopefully. They're putting it up on the internet next week I s'pose but I don’t know."

Hopefully Pete's newfound sobriety will rub off on Amy and her druggie husband. Or better yet, she should dump her husband and hook up with Petey. Oh, god, if they hooked up I would literally explode from happiness.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007



Courtney Love and and Pete Doherty are said to be sort of dating. The two were seen "canoodling" (god I hate that word) at a pub in England. Please, god, let this be true!

Monday, September 17, 2007



Pete Doherty wrote a song called "Amy on The Mend" for Amy Winehouse. It was a present for her 24th birthday. He framed the lyrics for her and signed it, Love Pete.

Somebody needs to break into Wino's crack den and find that shit for me ASAP! We need to turn this into a hit single, possibly sung by Lohan or Brit-tit if Amy doesn't want to do it herself.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007



Katie and Peter (the crackheads, not the chavs) have gotten back together! God I missed them as a couple.