I was just on vacation. It was my birthday on the fourth of July and the crew and I went on a little roadtrip/vacation. But I'm back (physically, not mentally. never mentally) and will be up and running fully next week.

I leave you with this fabulous video for the horrible song that is I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry. Did you catch her performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night? I didn't like it at all. But thank god Comfort's gone.

PS - If your friends think it's "fun" idea to go to Tijuana to see a donkey show, just say no. Especially if you never thought a career in prostitution was an option.

Of course that wasn't Britney Spears. Brit-tit hasn't looked that good in years. Except for the chin and jaw, homegirl looks just like her. That being said bitch needs to work on her choreography.

**Had to upload it myself since the user deleted the video.

This spectacular scene is from the new season of Big Brother. First of all, ew. Second of all, I read that story about ten years ago when it was attached to a chain letter in my email. So methinks bitch is lying for attention. Either way, she a nasty ho. And not in the good Jordan/Coco way, either.

OMG, words cannot describe how hysterical that was. Now I turn the questioning over to you guys. If you could ask Ty Ty any question while she was under a lie detector, what would it be? Who do you think she didn't think deserved to win? My guess it's Adrianne