Tommy Cruise is going to be on Oprah today! Set your TIVO's, bitches!

Don't forget, bitches, the cast of the SATC movie will be on Oprah today!

Oprah seems to be in a bit of a pickle. Her school in Africa has come under fire because of an alleged sexual abuse to one of the students by one of the matrons and physical abuse to a couple of the students. She has placed two of the matrons and the school principle on leave.

In a meeting with parents of the students, she tearfully apologized for what was going on at the school.

"I've disappointed you. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry,"

I'm sorry, but no. This is the same Oprah who told the parents to but out of what was going on at the school a couple of months ago, remember that? The parents went to the media to complain about not being able to get in contact with their kids and now she's apologizing to them because they were being abused? I mean, this whole thing has been ridiculous.

Yes, I agree she's done a good thing by opening up that school, but think about it. She's spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on one school for a handful of children when she could have opened up hundreds of schools around Africa to help thousands of students. And then she prohibits the students from having a lot of contact with their parents saying that it's "a boarding school" and now this happens. I know I shouldn't talk because I'm not an Oprah fan, but still.

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Jenny McCarthy revealed on Oprah that her son is autistic. She claims that vaccinations might cause the illness and has her son in therapy.

I've been around autistic kids a lot (my mom was a special-ed teacher) and I know I should'nt feel bad for her but I do. I know how hard it is for parents to want their kids to do certain things and excell but when they're limited with a disease or an illness, it has to hurt a lot.

Oprah is said to be leaving her dogs $30 million. $30 million. I am dead serious, $30 million. WHAT IN THE FUCK ARE THESE GODDAMN DOGS GOING TO DO WITH THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!? Ok, I'm done.

She's also rumored to be done with Stedman, paying him $250 million as a "goodbye gift". You know she's buying his silence!