Fug boyfriend. I'm sorry, that was mean, but the Maddens never did it for me. At least it looks like he bathed, which is somewhat of an upgrade. Nicole, on the other hand, looks gorgeous, as usual.

Here's more of Nicole Richie at Cartier's Third Annual Loveday Celebration yesterday.

Nicole Richie was caught out and about in Hollywood yesterday looking gorgeous in a cute minidress and bag. I love that dress. It's perfect for summer. And she looks great in it. Simple, but fabulous.

Who's doggie is being very bad?




Nicole Richie!


Nicole was shopping in a boutique in L.A. when her dog decided it needed to go all over a high end dress. This is why dogs shouldn't be allowed everywhere. Sure they're cute and the store makes exceptions for the rich and fabulous, but still. I used to work at an upscale bridal store in Orlando when I was in high school and you have no idea how disgusting it is trying to get vomit (because of the kids and babies) off of the dresses.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden sold the exclusive pictures of Harlow to People Magazine. I think Harlow looks like Nicole. And I think Max, X-Tina's son is cuter. Not biased, just saying. She's still a cutie and Nicole looks gorgeous.

Introducing Harlow Winter Kate Madden.

Nicole Richie gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born weighing in at 6lbs 7oz at Cedars-Sinai hospital in L.A. Nicole and Joel Madden have already taken Harlow home.

Awe, I think Harlow Winter is a pretty name. I could do without the Kate, though.

Not to be outdone, Christina Aguilera has also given birth. No more info has been given out other than Christina and her husband Jordan Bratman are ecstatic. She has said before that she was expecting a boy.

And to round off the baby news (at least for this post) Courtney Thorne Smith and David Alan Grier's wife have both given birth. Christine Y. Kim (David's wife) gave birth to a baby girl on Thursday named Luisa Danbi Grier-Kim. Danbi actually means "Sweet Rain" in Korean.

And finally, Courtney Thorne Smith gave birth to a baby boy on Friday named Jacob Emerson Fishman. Courtney and her husband Roger Fishman are also ecstatic.

Congratulations all around!

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According to TMZ, both Christina Aguielra and Nicole Richie are at the hospital and waiting to give birth. The singer and the socialite are both expecting boys and are both said to be at Cedars Sinai hospital in L.A. right now.

It would be really cute of the two of them gave birth together, in the same room, kind of like Joan Cusack and Julianne Moore in Nine Months. But you know both of those girls (more X-Tina than Nicole) have a full on squad to help them go through labor. Hell, Christina needs three or four people to help her wipe the sweat off of her face while re-applying the caked on make-up she never takes off.

P.S. - My neighbor is currently (for the 100th day in a row) playing that "No One" song by Alicia Keys. Someone, please let me borrow a gun. I swear I'll give it back.

ETA: Molly brings up a good point, who do you think will have the "weirder" baby name?

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden arrive at a Sydney airport. I'm all for comfort, especially when pregnant, but wouldn't the first rule of comfort be no stilettos?

How come Nicole looks better in a bikini when she's pregnant than when she's not?

Guess The Bumps:

They were X-Tina and Nicole Richie!

As for the ass:

Kat Von D, star of L.A. Ink.

And finally the purple penetrating vibe carrying hand:

Madonna! Naughty girl...

I think she looks amazing! That pregnancy glow sure is working for her. Hopefully she doesn't go back to rail thin after she pops the kid out.

Ugh what is it with celebs in Central Park this week? They look totally cute and whatever they're selling, I'm buying.

The couple also went shopping for baby clothes. Spekaing of clothes, I totally LOVE her entire outfit.

Nicole went in to serve her four day sentence at Lynwood Prison and got out after spending about an hour there. I like Nicole so I'm not going to say anything. Sure it's not fair but what is nowadays?