Jenna Jameson attended the midnight screening of her new movie, Zombie Strippers, at pretty much the only theater it's playing at. I hate movies that try to be "cult classics". It either happens or it doesn't. Except for John Waters. Anything he touches is gold.

"There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl."

-Jenna Jameson, talking about her new movie Zombie Strippers on The View. For real.

Jenna Jameson has a new movie out, y'all! It's called Zombie Strippers. I don't need to explain. Just watch the trailer.

PS: Didn't they kind of already do this with From Dusk Till Dawn?

Jenna Jameson and Aubrey O'Day were spotted out in Hollywood last night looking rough. Actually Aubrey looks surprisingly cute, but me thinks that has to do with the fact that she's with Jenna Jameson. My dog's week old turd would look hot next to her.

That being said, I love both of their outfits. And Jenna's body seems to be an improvement from what it's been like recently. She looks like she's gaining weight, which is good. Her face on the other hand...

Jenna Jameson was out promoting her failed attempt at recreating Bettie Page for a Peta campaign against leather. It's funny because her skin looks like leather:


so is she campaigning against herself? If she is, then I'm all for it! Sign me up or whatever the fuck Peta is doing.

Jenna Jameson is in a new ad which asks you to Pleather Yourself. Instead of wearing leather, wear pleather. I hate Peta and this picture is beyond fail. If you're going to do Bettie Page, do her right. That photoshop/ms paint horrorshow above is beyond tragic.

Jenna Jameson attended the 2008 AVN Awards in Vegas this past weekend with her boyfriend Tito Ortiz and announced that she was not pregnant. I honestly didn't even know that there were rumors about her being pregnant. I mean, that would pretty much be damn near impossible at this point, right?

If she ever does get pregnant, hopefully the kid will inherit her head. I feel bad for Tito Ortiz's mom, you know that had to hurt.

Jenna Jameson's implant loving self walked for that Troy Kingdom show at Kitson in Hollywood yesterday. She does look healthier than she's looked in a couple of weeks, so I'm checking this off as an upgrade. I'm not even hating the gold nail polish. It looks pretty cute.

but a vast improvement. Jenna Jameson attended the Toy Drive and Green Carpet Christmas Party at LAX in Hollywood looking better than normal but still a cross between a vegas hooker and Skeletore. Plus that dress/slip looks god awful on her. And don't even get me started on the shoes. Clear lucite platforms and plastic do not mix.

Jenna Jameson and her boyfriend Tito Ortiz attended the Mayweather/Hatton fight in Vegas this past weekend, then partied it up at Body English. I love that these two are still a couple. Bones and her duck lips really do know how to handle that hunk of meat.

P.S. - What's going with the top of his head?:

Ew.

Kim Kardashian, Jenna Jameson and Carmen Electra partied at the T-Mobile Sidekick Launch Party. What I wanna know is if Carmen Electra and Jenna Jameson got into it. Didn't Dave Navarro leave Carmen for Jenna, or something like that?

Oh wait, that's just her eyelashes. Ew. Jenna Jameson walked for Heatherette at L.A. Fashion Week. Wait, can I judge L.A. Fashion Week by this? I actually don't think she looks that horrible here. Sure she needs to get those lips reduced and gain a good ten pounds, but still, better than before. Baby steps, people.