Angelina Jolie has reportedly popped out her twins! No details on the sex of the babies, though there was speculation that she was expecting fraternal twin girls.

Congrats to the Pitt-Jolie family!

UPDATE: According to E!, she did give birth to twin girls in France. They're names are Amelie Jane and Isla Marcheline. Cute names! Apparently the Jane is after Brad's mom and Marcheline is after Angelina's mom. I've always wanted to name my kid Amelie, after the movie, obvs.

UPDATE 2:: According to Angie's rep, she has not yet given birth, not even close apparently.

"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,"

I don't care, I'm still name one of my possible children Amelie.

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According to Star Magazine, Zahara is the diva of the Pitt-Jolie family. She apparently bosses the other kids around and tells them what to do, or she pushes and scratches them. God, I love her. Maddox is also in charge, and pushes Pax around.

Maddox, 6, is constantly pushing Pax, 4, around in an attempt to show him who's boss, says a source. "But Pax is no wimp, and he fights back."

But it's little Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! "She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn't get her way," says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe — and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. "Z is always pushing or scratching her."

Zahara's picking on Shiloh is usually motivated by snacks. "Z once clawed Shiloh's cheek after she tried to take her cookie," says an insider who witnessed one incident. "She's always pulling on Shiloh's hair so she can steal her food."

And little Shiloh has more than her hair to worry about! Recently while Shiloh's three older siblings roughhoused, she got knocked down and chipped a tooth! "Angie gets worried when Shi plays with them," says the insider. "She always comes back with a scraped knee or a fat lip!"

Please, that's what kids do! I used to beat my little brother up all the time. I also used to put all of my mother's makeup on him and tie his hair up into pigtails. Can you tell I wanted a sister?

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Angelina Jolie took all of her kids to the store in New Orleans earlier this week. Look how freaking cute they all are! Ugh, Baby Z wins my heart:

And Shiloh is beyond adorable, even when she's crying.

I totally hope she marries Kingston when they grow up.

The Daily Mail claims that Brad Pitt has confirmed that Angelina is expecting twins. That makes six kids so far. I say so far because you know Angie's going to adopt again at some point. They totally need a Latino baby. I'd donate my vagina/eggs/uterus/whatever. My one request is that we go for the natural conception. And you know my ass will get on the pill just so we would have to try again and again.

Unless he's bad in bed. Which he shouldn't be, I mean, Jennifer wouldn't still be moping around about the divorce if he was.

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Angelina Jolie sported a mighty baby bump on the red carpet of the SAG Awards this past weekend. I'm always wrong about the pregnancies. Next time it's rumored someone's pregnant, I'm just going to go with the opposite of what I think.

Angie and a rough looking Brad Pitt attended the SAG Awards because Angie was nominated for her role in A Mighty Heart. I still think that movie was god awful, even though I love Angie.

As haggered as he's been looking, this picture as all kinds of adorable. They still haven't reclaimed the top spot in my favorite couples, though.

I was going to post more picture of the Pitt-Jolies at the Critic Choice Awards but I was so disgusted by Brad's "new look" that I decided against it. I'm sorry, but I'm not feeling whatever the hell he's doing. I still blame Angelina, who seems to be continuing to suck the life out of him.

I recently saw The Good Shepherd with Matt Damon and although he was damn good in the movie, it killed me to see that his character hadn't aged in 25 or so years. And I'm sorry, but Angie was horrible in that movie. It killed me to watch her overact every other scene.

Angelina Jolie claims that Shiloh is the odd one out of the family, because she has blonde hair and blue eyes.

"She looks like Brad. It’s funny because she’s almost going to be the outcast in the family because she’s blonde and blue-eyed.

"I felt so much more for Madd, Zahara and Pax because they were survivors.

“Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born.

“But I’m conscious that I have to make sure I don’t ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable.”

Uh, wouldn't Baby Z be the "outcast" of the family since she's the only one not white or asian? Angelina needs to stfu already. When Shiloh grows up, do you really think she wants to hear or read about how her mother didn't "identify" with her and "related" more with her other siblings?

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I have no idea what Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were doing at the Mayweather/Hatton fight in Vegas this weekend. God knows what Brad had to do to be allowed to go to that.

How freaking cute are they? Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt took their son Maddox to an outdoor concert in New Orleans.

Brad Pitt claims he will no longer do any nude scenes in his movies and will probably stop doing movies altogether. He blames the kids, but I know the truth. Angie didn't want her piece showing off the goods to hotter hos.

"I don't want to be embarrassed when my kids get old enough to see my films. I can't see any more nude scenes [in my career.]

"I figure I've got very few films left. Who knows how many I'll get to do now, so I want to do something I'm interested in. Otherwise, I don't want to bother. I think it's a younger person's game."

Ugh, I never thought I'd say this but I wish he were still with Jen. Even though she looks like an uptight cow, she at least let him own his testicles and didn't keep them in a jar on the high shelf like you know Angie does.

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The Ethiopian adoption agency backs Angelina in the adoption mess involving Zahara. The adoption agency claims that In Touch Weekly is wrong in their reports which state that Zahara's biological mother isn't dead, as was believed.

The adoption agency claim that Zahara's biological grandmother brought witnesses claiming that her daughter was dead and the Baby Z's father was unknown.

"The court in Addis Ababa approved the adoption after studying the document her grandmother wrote ... saying her daughter, the mother of Zahara, had died and she was too poor to bring her up," Tsegaye Berhe, the head of Wide Horizons for Children, which conducted the adoption, told Reuters.

"The grandmother brought three witnesses to court who testified that Zahara's mother had died and that her father was unknown ... The court also investigated the social status of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt before approving the adoption."

Tsegaye also says that the adoption was very "legal and irrevocable"

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In Touch Weekly claim that Zahara's birth mother wants to meet her and show her Ethiopia and who her people are. Scandal! Angelina adopted Zahara when she was a baby after believing that she was an AIDS orphan.

A woman that claims to be Zahara's birth mother has come out publicly and stated that she ran away from Baby Z after she was born because she was scared she was going to die.

"I want my daughter to come home to see where she is from. Her grandmother and I both tried very hard to raise her, and I want her to come home to regain her identity.

"I thought the baby was going to die because there was no food, so I ran away."

How the hell do you run away from your sick child? Seriously? I wouldn't run away from my dog if she was sick and bitch is a dog!


A source in Angie's camp says that Angelina was always told that she was an AIDS orphan and had no reason to believe otherwise.

"[Angelina] believes that Zahara is an orphan and the woman who claims to be her mum is mistaken. Government papers said Zahara was an Aids orphan and Angie had no reason to believe otherwise.

"Zahara was days away from death and Angelina saved that child. As far as she is concerned, that bonded her to that little girl forever."

I say leave Baby Z where she is. In all honesty, she's way better off being with Brad and Angie, as far as we know. I'm sure it's hard for the birth mother, if she really is her birth mother, but she ran away from her sick child, ya know.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the London premiere of her new movie, Beowulf. This movie has suck written all over it. Maybe the effects are cool and all but I think they over did it. Have y'all seen the poster? Angie's body has never looked that good.

P.S. - Oh, how I miss the Brad of Brad and Jen. I know, they didn't have kids and that's what is probably aging him along with, well, age, but still. He didn't look so tired all the time then.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt came out for the California premiere of Beowulf. I'm totally going to have to skip this movie. I'm not down with the CGI in it. It freaks me out. The other thing that freaks me out is how Brad looks like the life's been sucked out of him. My mom blames kids (as she stares at me), I blame Angie, because she looks perfect. Fuck, if I could suck the life out of people to look hot, I'd be the youngest one around.

Lookie who else showed up:

Alison Lohman



Alison! Oh, how I love that you've attended every premiere in California for the past couple of months! I've missed you!





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The Sun claims that Angelina Jolie is pregnant. It's either breaking up for Brangelina or another kid for Brangelina. I'm bored with these two. When is someone going to cheat on the other, already?

Angie was supposed to speak in Italy at the UNlinked Pio Manzu Centre, about global topics. Well, she's canceled, and the supposed director of the event is yapping.

“Angelina cancelled last week. Due to her privacy I can’t confirm her pregnancy, but I can say that the Italian newspapers are correct in their reports.”

I call bullshit. She's way too skinny to be that far along and wouldn't face the risk of flying. I mean, she flew the plane herself all the way up to her seventh or eighth month with Shiloh.

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It's a dress and it's adorable! Awe, she looks so much like Brad.

Awwwwwww! How freaking cute! Brad and Angie adopted a white pit bull puppy named Lennie! I'm one of those freaks who love dogs more than humans (I know, I'm nuts but look how cute he is) and pit bull puppies are adorable! I'm not one that believes the whole pit bulls are dangerous schtick. People are the ones who turn them into "monsters".

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Angie and Brad are said to be planning a trip to an orphanage in Burma to adopt another kid. Wasn't she pregnant just last week?

Sources say she's enlisting the help of a Burmese monk to visit an orphanage because she wants to adopt a baby girl.

I say good for them, if it's true. I'm one that loves big families and the fact that they're adopting and helping other families around the world is great.

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