Chris Crocker has a boyfriend? For reals or is it just a guy he hired to walk around L.A. with. I'm guessing the latter. What? The dude's a porn star.

Here's more of Chris and her porn star beau shopping in L.A.

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I'm posting this picture just because it felt natural to post another Chris Crocker picture, especially after the one I posted last week.

Plus, my mom has a girl crush on him. It's mainly because of this:

Duck suits better than bird because duck in spanish means pato, which is also a slang word for gay. So there you go. You've learned at least one useful thing today.

Chris Crocker attended the SocialVibe.com's Green Party Benefit last night at Les Deux. How in the hell did he get in? I don't see them letting Tay Zonday in at this event.

Chris Crocker pulls a Britney pulling a Paris. I've seen Chris's Crocker before, but this is just so wrong, especially since he's in that outfit. If you want to permanantly scar your eyes, click the pics for the uncensored version.

P.S. - I got tired of the pussy so I replaced it with a cock. Happy?

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Chris Crocker extended his 15 minutes of fame by going to the T-Mobile Sidekick LX Launch in L.A. I'm actually starting to not be so annoyed by him. Maybe it's because it really is like he's making fun of Brit-tit. That and she hates his ass. Something like Befriending your enemy's enemy? Something like that.

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What the hell is going on here? He's not as hot as he is on YouTube. He suffers from the Short Leg Syndrome. Long torso, short legs. Those people freak me out. Ugh.

Although he will never be Fernancey, Chris has his hilarious moments. Here he is pissed off at Fox News for making fun of him and if you look past the mascara and eye shadow, he has (somewhat) of a point, though how much of a point is it if the entire world knows that Fox News is biased. ::shrugs::

P.S. - You know what, he kind of looks like a more feminine version of Ann Coulter.



P.P.S. - Here's the video he was responding to. They didn't say anything that bad but his reaction is still hilarious.

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Call me a skeptic but I'm totally not buying the whole Chris Crocker thing. He's this crazy Britney fan who was just on Howard Stern. He claims to believe that Britney Spears is the best vocalist of all time and that she's a national treasure. What the fuck ever I call this a publicity stunt. Nobody can be that delusional. He even goes as far as to say that Britney is a better singer vocally than Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera. Ugh, homegirl needs attention.