Just something to salivate over.

"After 10 years of living as an “almost married” couple, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis plan to make it official. Life & Style reports the couple, who already have two children together, will marry this summer."

I wake up. It's a beautiful morning. I walk the dog. Walk to the bank. Eat some Cape Cod kettle chips. Drink some water. Turn on the computer. And find that bullshit in my inbox. Thanks mom.

Ugh, why! I don't believe it. Ok, yes, part of that is denial. But weren't they supposed to get married last summer and that never happened. So there is hope, after all.

Apparently they're getting married in Georgia so Johnny's family in Florida can attend the wedding. By family, I hope he means me. Because being the mother of his future children, I'd pretty much say that's family.

Anyone want to take a roadtrip with me this summer?

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I know nothing of Vanessa's music and actually am surprised that it's quite good. But the reason I'm posting it is because Johnny Depp is in it. Sure, you can't see his face or any body part for that matter, but still. He's in it. And it's rumored that he directed it as well.

Here's more of Johnny Depp in the Sweeney Todd premiere in Paris. Ugh, this man can do no wrong.

Christian Bale might sign on to costar with Johnny Depp in his new movie Public Enemies. The movie is based on the "government's attempt to stop the criminals John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd." Johnny Depp will be playing Dillinger. Christian Bale is in talks to play the agent who leads the chase for Dillinger.

If these two hooked up to do a movie, I will die a very happy woman. Depp and Bale! Seriously! This is almost as good as Depp and Pitt!

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Johnny Depp attended the premiere of Sweeney Todd in London today looking oh so fuckable. I don't care about the suit, which on anybody else wouldn't really work, but it's Johnny Depp. Ugh, I seriously need to make having his baby one of my life ambitions.

Johnny Depp opens up to Rolling Stone magazine about how his performance in Sweeney Todd was greatly influenced by his real-life family crisis when his daughter, Lily-Rose, was rushed to the hospital because of blood poisoning. He tells the magazine that he can see the pain in his face when watching the performance on-screen because of what was going on with his daughter.

"You can't broom out your head," he said. "You certainly can't broom out your heart.

"And there's a hot wire between them, and everything shows in the eyes.

"So whatever you're feeling in your life, trying to avoid it is some kind of weird obstacle course that there's no way to win. So when it's there, it's there."

He also said that although he went through a rough patch, he had a blast on set with co-stars Sacha Baron Cohen and Helena Bonham Carter. I think the movie was amazing and he was amazing (as always) in it. Y'all should go and see it if you haven't.

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The gorgeous Johnny Depp attended the premiere of Sweeney Todd in Tokyo yesterday. Ugh, my love for this man will never end. I mean, look at him. The eyes, the face, the hair, the everything. And to think it all started when he was on 21 Jump Street and my friend and I glued a picture of his face to my pillow so I can "marry" him. Sigh.

I call bullshit on this one. Seriously? What is wrong with you, America? National freaking Treasure? Ugh, this is so depressing. Sweeney Todd was suuuuch a good movie, and I'm not talking about it because of Johnny Depp and the hype, it really was. And don't even get me started on Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Anyways, National Treasure 2: came in at #1 this week, followed by I Am Legend, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Charlie Wilson's War and Sweeney Todd. So depressing. Anyways, y'all are missing out. Sweeney Todd was flipping amazing.

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Edited: I added the complete scans.

I will never get tired of looking at Johnny Depp. Sigh. Here he is at a special screening of Sweeney Todd hosted by Steven Spielberg at the Paramount Studios.

In other Johnny Depp news, he's been cast as notorious 1930's gangster John Dillinger in Public Enemies, a movie based on the book written by Bryan Burrough, of the same name.

Johnny Depp attended the NYC premiere of Sweeney Todd last night looking as gorgeous as always. I don't mind the fucked up boots, it's Johnny Depp. How is it possible that this man is getting better looking and Brad Pitt isn't?

I'm not sure about motherhood, if I even want to go there at all, but I'd make the exception for carrying a boat load of Johnny's babies. We'd make the cutest little kids.

Here's more of the gorgeousness that is Johnny Depp at the London press conference for Sweeney Todd.