The Sun claims that Pete Doherty is "obsessed" with Scientology. Um, doesn't he know that Scientologists are against drugs. They even hate on the fun doctor prescribed ones.

The rag claims that Pete's new girlfriend (whore!) has introduced him to the cult religion and that he wanted to learn more about what she's into and what she believes, so he went out and bought a bunch of books and talks to her about it all the time. I call bullshit on this story. First of all, there's no way Pete is kicking drugs. Second of all, Pete's not a closet homosexual.

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Tisha Campbell has denied that her husband is gay and had an affair with Will Smith. DAMN! I didn't know it was like that, Gina!

I've always believed that the Church of Scientology was really a "community" of sorts of the closeted gays and powerful of hollywood. I'm serious. If you think about it most of the big scientologists are rumored to be gay, including Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Tom Cruise. John Travolta. Kirstie Alley. I'm on to something here. And if I don't post for a while, they got me so send a rescue party!

The very Catholic Nicole Kidman isn't very happy about Tom sending their children off to Scientology camp over the summer. The couple share custody of their two adopted children Isabella, 14 and Connor, 12.

Kelly Preston is going to open a rehab center. Fuck that shit, that wackjob/beard is totally going trying to start another Scientology camp! That shit'll be worse than Wacko. DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!