George Clooney and his girlfriend were in a motorcycle accident on Friday afternoon. Both sustained minor injuries, Clooney with a hairline fracture of a rib and his new girlfriend, Sarah Larson, with a broken foot and scratches on her face.

The other driver apparently clipped George's bike while making an illegal turn, but the driver says that it waqs George who was swerving in between the lanes.

Bitch fight! I smell a lawsuit.

George Clooney's lost a lot of weight recently, but he claims he's not sick.

"Well, we do a lot of aerobics, a lot of dance, there is a lot of jazz-ercise, the ab-master, there's the butt-blaster or whatever it's called. And also there is a lot of yoga.

"And I have also just finished doing a movie where I did (American) football with a bunch of 21-year-olds which I highly recomend. That's going to keep anyone in shape."

Whatever he is he's almost fifty and still way hot and nothing else matters. Sigh.

P.S. - I'd sell my mother to get a video of George Jazzercising.