Showing posts with label Salma Hayek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Salma Hayek. Show all posts

Friday, January 18, 2008

Chi-Chis!



Salma Hayeck's body is back after giving birth to her daughter Valentina Paloma. But I don't like that dress. It's not flattering. Besides, she needs to let the girls out. Any dress that covers up those beauties is beyond wrong.

Salma attended the opening of the Sergio Rossi store in L.A. yesterday.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Valentina!



First Thalia and now Salma! Here's the first picture of Salma's daughter Valentina Paloma Hayek-Pinault. Awe, she's so adorable!

Thursday, October 18, 2007



According to the New York Post, Salma Hayek's fiancee and baby daddy, Francois-Henri Pinault, could possibly be the father to Linda Evangelista's one year son. Linda has never said who the father of her child is, but a source tells the Post different.

Shit, he needs to come impregnate me. I need to give birth to a cash cow.

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Friday, September 28, 2007



Salma Hayek just gave birth like last week and is already working on getting her hot body back.

She's hired Gunner Pettersen to help her get back into shape after having her daughter, Valentina Paloma. Gunner has worked with Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey, Janet Jackson and Halle Berry, to name a few.

Whatever you do Salmita, don't lose those Chi-Chi's! Those things are glorious!

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Saturday, September 22, 2007



Salma Hayek has given birth to a baby girl earlier today! Congrats Chi-chi's!

Her baby daughter's name is Valentina Paloma Pinault-Hayek. Damn right I added her maternal last name, that's how we do it in Latino America.

Food for thought: Her daughter's middle name means pigeon in Spanish. Ew, pigeons are rats with wings.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007



The name of Salma's baby according to sources at Salma Hayek's baby shower is Valentina. WTF?!?!? I'm not digging it. Those are one of those names that you wish would die, like Bertha.

Thursday, August 23, 2007



Salma Hayek has chosen Carlos Slim, the richest person in the world, as the godfather for her baby. Brilliant, my theory of being born lucky has just been proven.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007


The Mexican mom to be is planning three wedding ceremonies. One in Mexico, one in France and one in Los Angeles. I give the marriage 14 months. Her heart belongs to Penelope.