Oh, Amy, why! If you're not going to tidy it up down there, don't wear low rise jeans!

There's an interview with Amy Winehouse in the new issue of Rolling Stone, where she talks about the two loves of her life, Blake Incarcerated and drugs.

With her husband gone, Winehouse slid into a despondent place. She canceled her tour at the end of 2007, saying, “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake.” And in January, after a clip of her smoking crack was released to the tabloid The Sun, she was sent to rehab by her record label again. She didn’t stay long, and she happily tells me she did drugs the whole time…

Winehouse says all of this is the product of heartbreak from being separated from her true love, whose name appears in a little heart pin she often wears in her hair. “To be honest, my husband’s away, I’m bored, I’m young,” Winehouse tells me. “I felt like there was nothing to live for. It’s just been a low ebb.”

As much fun it is to make fun of her (I'm evil and going to hell, but what's new), I do feel bad for her. Sure she's doing it to herself, but she's a crackhead! Crackheads don't know better.

Read the rest of the article at the source. Trust me, it's worth it.

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Amy Winehouse has been hospitalized! Apparently she was home and she felt dizzy and passed out. Someone was there to catch her before she fell and her father took her to the hospital. Even though she recovered quickly after her fall, the hospital might keep her overnight for observation.

Now, I'm not saying this is drug related, but this is Amy Winehouse we're talking about...

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Can I just start this off by saying I'm completely obsessed with ice pops. I eat them pretty much every day of the year. Which come to think of it, isn't saying much since I live in Orlando, but whatever.

Amy Winehouse was caught giving ice pops to the kids outside her house. Are there kids just loitering in front of her house all the time? What are they waiting for? And where the hell are their parents?

I would totally slurp on one of Amy's ice pops. Not only would I get high as all fuck, but I'd cool myself off from this excruciating heat. Not that I'm saying they're laced with anything...

Fuck Me Pumps by Amy Winehouse. The song can be found on her album, Frank.

I've never had newborn mice, but should they be holding them like that so much? I doubt those poor animals survived the night. Not Amy and Pete, the mice.

That being said, these two need to get their own show ASAP.

Wasn't I begging for these two crazy kids to get together? Don't worry, they're not dating. Yet.

Amy Winehouse has been arrested! She's been taken in on suspicion of assault charges. Well, maybe she'll sober up in there.

Amy is said to be released within the hour.

They need to post her mugshot asap.

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I've been super busy with life these past couple of days. It was my mom's 6th 39th birthday on Saturday and my family came down from NYC so it's been all kinds of crazy. Sorry I've been neglecting you guys, I do miss ya! I should be up and completely running by tomorrow.

I leave you with Pequena Amy Winehouse. I think I'm falling in love with a transsexual midget.

Amy Winehouse tried to visit her beloved Blake incarcerated yesterday, but was denied. No, she wasn't denied for her scabby face, it was because she got there too late. Yes, that was mean, but come on. That shit is out of control. And her caking on the makeup isn't helping.

That being said, who knew she was good at arts and crafts! I want a Blake heart pin for my own.

This should be a reminder for you folks; crack is whack. So is meth. If you're going to do drugs, do coke. At least you'll get skinny off of it.

That being said I know that her "skin problem" is supposedly due to impetigo. So says her people.

Amy Winehouse has finally entered rehab. Earlier this week I posted a story about her going in but then it turned out to not be true but now she's gone in. I'm guessing her record label forced her to go after a video surfaced online of her smoking crack. They have issued this statement.

"Amy entered the facility by mutual agreement and continues to receive the full support of all concerned. Amy is the most talented and important musical artist of her generation and has made huge strides on her road to recovery. Universal Music Group wants nothing more than to see her take the time she needs to come back to full health and fulfil her incredible potential with the label.

"The label has always had the best interests of Amy at heart and has been guided by her family and doctors in the last few months as to the best direction to take. All concerned feel that Amy must put her health before all considerations and will be by her side whenever and wherever they are needed."

I say amen. I've loved Amy for a while and can't wait

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