"She kept the tape in her camera on top of the closet where I couldn't even reach it!"

-Vern Troyer, on the sex tape that his ex leaked. Awe, someone get the poor bb a stool!

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Or fuck him, to be honest. Mini Me is suing TMZ for airing some of his sextape, not only on their website but also on TMZ TV. I should fucking sue TMZ, that shit made me not want to eat and it was TGIFridays night. How dare they fuck with the consumption of fried potato skins covered with cheese and bacon!

Anywhoo, Verne is suing them for $20 million. He's actually suing them for more money than The Love Guru made it's opening weekend.

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As you probably already know, Verne Troyer aka Mini Me aka the dude who peed on the floor in The Surreal Life has a sex tape out. Methinks it's all for publicity for that shitty ass Love Guru movie. Thank god it bombed at the box office.

Anywhoo, you can check out a teaser clip here. But I warn you, do not watch if you have recently eaten. When I say recently, I mean in the last 24-hours.

That being said I'm totally downloading that shit when it gets out.

Some pictures of Lindsay Lohan blowing her then boyfriend Calum Best have surfaced on a message board.

I call these fake. I mean, the quality is super bad. Either that or Calum took the picture with his camera phone while Lilo didn't know. Which is not cool.

Hopefully it is true and a whole tape is released. Then her downfall to Tara Reid status will have hit faster than even she expected.

Click the pic for the uncensored version.

UPDATE: The video and pics are not of LiLo. You can check them out here.

Not only was I flashed by my eighty-something year old neighbor this morning (still recovering) but some nakey pictures of Audrina Patridge from The Hills have leaked. Audrina apparently wanted to get into Playboy so she took some pictures and sent them in. Fortunately for us all, she wasn't accepted. Unfortunately for her, they're being released.

Audrina took the pictures after high school when she was nineteen. Don't these bitches know that when you want to get "famous" you're not supposed to go around showing your coochie and let other people take pictures of it? Granted, she was trying to get in Playboy, but still. WWLCD?

Check out the rest of the uncensored pictures at the source.

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Some pictures have leaked of a woman who looks an awful lot like Kristin Davis (aka Charlotte York on SATC) of her licking peen. Apparently someone is shopping around a sex tape and has already leaked some pictures to the internet.

Me thinks it is her. But what's wrong with a little sex tape? And I ask, why wasn't this released when she was Brooke on Melrose Place? She was amazing on that. Brooke would've killed a bitch if they released those pictures of her. Remember when she faked a suicide attempt to get Billy back? Ugh, I loved her.

Check out the pic after the jump. (obviously NSFW)

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