At least to judge. She makes me not feel bad about laughing at a disabled person. Anyways, Britain's Next Missing Model is a new show which models with disabilities (some have missing loves, some are partially paralyzed and one is deaf) competing for a photo spread in Marie Claire. What, they couldn't get them a modeling contract, too?

Tyra is so pissed right now. You know she was going to get a physically disabled girl in an upcoming cycle. Bitch is making calls as we speak.

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Damn. Poor Naomi Campbell. I have SJP type curly really long hair, and my mother is begging me to do the brazilian straightening thing, and I'm like bitch, please. I'm fabulously fine with my curly hair. She's the only one on the planet that wants me to blow-dry it all the time. It is way too hot for that ish. I keep telling her her hair is going to fall out because she colors it like twice a month.

Adrianne Curry attended the third annual Marijuana Policy Project party at the Playboy mansion (where else) yesterday. I still can't believe this girl won the first cycle of ANTM. She's gorgeous, don't get me wrong and her pictures were amazing, but still. And it's kind of sad to think that she's been the most successfull (sort of) winner of all.

PS - I hate that dress.

Adriana Lima, one of my all-time favorite girl-crushes, is engaged! Her publicist announced that Adriana got engaged to her boyfriend of 9 months, basketball star Marko Jaric. Now, you may be wondering why I've labeled this a downgrade. Well, it's because she used to date this:


and although Marko is kind of hot,


he's not Lenny Kravitz hot. Here's more of Adriana out and about in NYC yesterday.



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Rumor on the street is that Katarzyna (one of the best top model contestants ever, imo), is signed to Elite. I'm glad. Hopefully she goes far so Ty-Ty can finally learn to pronounce her name correctly.

Here's some pics she did for a shoot for The GL Factory. I'm not really digging the style of the shoot but Kata's great.







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I have to admit she does look good in her CoverGirl add.

According to, well, CariDee herself, she is now dating Tyson Beckford. You know, the Tyson Beckford from that other modeling show. The guy who seems like a total douchebag? Yeah, him.

Apparently she's into the douchebag because her last boyfriend stole $10,000 from her and blew it in Vegas.

“He went into my bank account, took all that money and went to Las Vegas and spent it,” she said. “We’re over.”

I'm guessing it's this guy:

since that's the only guy she's really been pictured with.

I give her and Tyson fourteen weeks. That number just popped into my head.

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I'm sorry, but that picture looks beyond photoshopped, it looks straight up painted. You know Tyra's thighs aren't thinner than Whitney's, come on now.

I have to say Whitney looks great. There, I said it. Happy?

Check out two more after the jump.

Honestly? I think Fatima did the best. Whitney's picture was good but I wish she'd close her effing mouth already. Geesh.

A couple of months ago I posted pictures of the Fiercee Awards, which "honors" women from the show. Well it aired yesterday so check out the winners after the jump!


Biggest Makeover Meltdown
Jaeda, Cycle 7
Bianca, Cycle 9
Jade, Cycle 6

Bullshit, Jade was robbed.

Craziest Phone Call
Natasha, Cycle 8
Shandi, Cycle 2

Bullshit, Shandi should have won.

Worst Walks & Wipeouts
Norelle, Cycle 3
Rebecca, Cycle 4
Jael, Cycle 8

Bullshit, Dani broke her toes in those crazy stripper shoes, remember?

Most Dramatic Exit
Kimberly, Cycle 10
Ebony, Cycle 9
Jade, Cycle 6

Bullshit, Jade was robbed.

Ugliest Cry
Joanie, Cycle 6
Shandi, Cycle 2
Jael ,Cycle 8

WTF kind of category is this?

Lifetime Achievement award: Tocarra

Most Dramatic Change: Shandi

The fabulous Rich over at Four Four made a post about our recent top model winner. Apparently, he received an email telling him that Whitney was a size 2-4 when she was first approached to be on ANTM. Since she was closer to a 4 than a 2, they told her to gain around 20 pounds and they'd definitely cast her as a plus size. You know Tyra's been wanting a plus size model to win since Tocarra, but they've all sucked.

Now, you know I'm not a Whitney fan so my opinion is completely biased (as always) but Whitney didn't do all that well during the entire competition. She was in the bottom 2 a zillion times and her pictures weren't spectacular. Anya's walk was shit but she took famazing pictures. Sure we pretty much know the competition is rigged, but still. That shit sounds shady as all hell.

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Eliminated First:


Final Two Eliminated:


Cycle Winner:


Tyra really wanted a plus size model to win this cycle. Anya can't walk for shit, but her photos were a million times better than Whitney's. Ugh, what a cow. And that has nothing to do with her weight.

Check the rest out after the jump!


Photographed by: Nigel Barker
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Anya:


Dominique:


Fatima:


Whitney: