Brit-tit and K-Fed have settled their custody battle. Kevin still has full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James, while Britney gets two days and one overnight visitations a week.

I'm glad it's over, at least for the kids.

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Victor Garber, Jennifer Garner's Alias co-star and the guy who officiated Bennifer 2.0's wedding, has confirmed that Jennifer is indeed pregnant.

"Yes, she is. She is five months pregnant. They are very happy."

Congrats to Ben and Jen! Hopefully they have a boy just as cute as Violet.

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She's actually really cute. I love babies born with a full head of hair. And she looks exactly like her father. Hopefully the douchebaggery of both parents skips a generation.

According to the National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn Spears has popped her kid out. The baby girl was born via c-section early this morning. She went into the hospital at around 4:00 a.m. No word yet on what the baby's name is.


Meanwhile, Titi Brit (titi, for those who don't speak spanish, is a popular term for auntie. duh) was spotted arriving at the Mississippi hospital where her sister gave birth. How come every time I give Brit-tit a nickname it involves breasts?

UPDATE: People has confirmed the baby's name is Maddie Briann. Congrats to all!

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Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl this weekend, who she named Honor Marie Warren. Honestly, I'm not digging the name. Then again it's not me so congratulations! Hopefully she doesn't inherit her mother's sense of humor.

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Angelina Jolie has reportedly popped out her twins! No details on the sex of the babies, though there was speculation that she was expecting fraternal twin girls.

Congrats to the Pitt-Jolie family!

UPDATE: According to E!, she did give birth to twin girls in France. They're names are Amelie Jane and Isla Marcheline. Cute names! Apparently the Jane is after Brad's mom and Marcheline is after Angelina's mom. I've always wanted to name my kid Amelie, after the movie, obvs.

UPDATE 2:: According to Angie's rep, she has not yet given birth, not even close apparently.

"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France,"

I don't care, I'm still name one of my possible children Amelie.

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"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."

-Pete and Ashlee Wentz

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Nicole Kidman decided to upgrade her baby bump by purchasing the second trimester belly. I still say she's totally faking her pregnancy. Or maybe she's carrying her fetus in her lips, because that's the only thing that seems to be growing bigger during her pregnancy.

Nicole attended a press conference against violence towards women at the United Nation where she urged the UN to globally fight violence against women.

I knew there was something fishy about those Ashley/Pete baby rumors. Neither are confirming or denying the rumor, which make me believe Papa Joe Simpson started them all (or leaked her real pregnancy) to drum up some publicity for her shitty album. Which is her baby. Which she is giving birth to. Damn, that would hurt.

According to Star Magazine, Zahara is the diva of the Pitt-Jolie family. She apparently bosses the other kids around and tells them what to do, or she pushes and scratches them. God, I love her. Maddox is also in charge, and pushes Pax around.

Maddox, 6, is constantly pushing Pax, 4, around in an attempt to show him who's boss, says a source. "But Pax is no wimp, and he fights back."

But it's little Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! "She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn't get her way," says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe — and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. "Z is always pushing or scratching her."

Zahara's picking on Shiloh is usually motivated by snacks. "Z once clawed Shiloh's cheek after she tried to take her cookie," says an insider who witnessed one incident. "She's always pulling on Shiloh's hair so she can steal her food."

And little Shiloh has more than her hair to worry about! Recently while Shiloh's three older siblings roughhoused, she got knocked down and chipped a tooth! "Angie gets worried when Shi plays with them," says the insider. "She always comes back with a scraped knee or a fat lip!"

Please, that's what kids do! I used to beat my little brother up all the time. I also used to put all of my mother's makeup on him and tie his hair up into pigtails. Can you tell I wanted a sister?

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"I haven't quite got back to my pre-baby weight yet, but I'm
loving my body right now. My husband loves my cleavage in particular!"

-Christina Aguilera

Oh, X. He's not the only one who lve your post baby boobies.

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Girlfriend is looking rough. And Jessica actually looks pretty cute here. I will admit, though, that makeup does wonders and photoshop works miracles.

Jessica Alba and her bitch babydaddy Cash Warren celebrated someone's birthday party in L.A. last week. I still find it amazing that these two are still together.

Gwen Stefani got big! I know that generally happens when, you know, our moms and teachers get pregnant, but she just announced she was pregnant not too long ago. She and her husband, Gavin Rossdale, had a baby shower yesterday. I wonder if she's going to be having a boy or a girl. I'm hoping for a girl. Then she can grow up to marry Christina Aguilera's son, Max.

I told you she wore that crap to get a little publicity. Adrianne Curry wrote an entry in her official blog today denouncing pregnancy rumors.

According to the ANTM Cycle 1 reject winner, she just quit smoking (both pot and cigs) which made her gain a total of four pounds. She also was cold which is why she wore the scarf and dressed down because she didn't want to steal the attention away from Tori because it was her night. Riiiiiight.

She then concludes her post by saying that she's not pregnant right now, but she's not not trying, so she could be pregnant soon. AKA she wants another season of her show on VH1.

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I'm just sayin'. It's what you all were thinking. Here's the $6 million pictures. Seriously? $6 million? Do they deduct the photoshopping fees from that? Cause I'm pretty sure they paid a pretty penny for that as well.

Jennifer mentions in the interview that the babies were concieved naturally. Yeah, her conception was as natural as Coco's breasts.







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Surprisingly, Tori Spelling's son is totally cute. Yeah, the kid has a chance to grow into the fug like his mother, but I'm thinking he's going to be like his d-bag of a father. I used to watch their show on Oxygen (don't ask) and Dean always seemed kind of douchey.

The kid's totally going to grow up to be a little asshole.

Here's more of the family at Tori's book party. See, I went through an entire Tori Spelling post and didn't even mention that her dog is way hotter than her. Ooops.

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were spotted out and about in NYC this past weekend. I know, she looks damn good for just giving birth to twins not too long ago, but you know that shit has been nipped, tucked and sucked.